Dog Chapman's Bro Arrested For Being Nude In His Pickup Truck 
Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Does it get any weirder than this?  Tim Chapman, 42, the "spiritual brother" who worked alongside Duane the "Dog" Chapman as a bounty hunter, was arrested by Honolulu authorities after he was found naked in his pickup truck Thursday night by a shopping center security guard, allegedly performing a "lewd act."

After shopping center security found him, they told him to put his clothes back on and get out of the truck.  Once dressed, police say he started his truck and drove over a sidewalk, nearly hitting the guard, and took off.  He later turned himself in to authorities.

Tim Chapman's lawyer said that his client spilled orange juice on himself and was just changing his clothes.  The guard says not so, he was performing an unspecified lewd act.  Oh, just tell us, for goodness sake.  When you don't spell it out, we think the worst.

"It was simply a man who wet his pants with orange juice inadvertently and was changing them, doing nothing wrong at all and believing he had sufficient privacy to do it," Chapman's lawyer, Brook Hart, said.

Sufficient privacy?  In the parking lot of a public shopping center?

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