Above is the full 53-minute video of President Bush's State of the Union speech yesterday (thanks to CapNews.net!).  Or, if you don't feel like watching the entire thing, we of course are providing you with the highlights and our classic sarcastic commentary - as always, in pink.

It opens, surprise, surprise, with Nancy Pelosi and her unnatural nose job cheesy smile.  Anyone who doesn't believe that both the Republican and Democratic party leaders are corrupt need just glance at every single State of the Union where Nancy Pelosi - whom many people depended on to initiate impeachment proceedings against President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney - announces the President, beaming lovingly.

Bush cracks jokes throughout, which the puppets audience chuckle at on cue.  He's quite a performer, isn't he?

"Let us show them that Republicans and Democrats can compete for votes, and cooperate for results at the same time." [insert obligatory applause]

A-ha!!  So he admits the Dems are in bed with the Republicans!  P.S.:  Are we the only ones who notice the irony of the gavel sitting perfectly between Cheney, Bush, and Pelosi?

"As Americans, we believe in the power of individuals to determine their destiny."

We also believe in the ability of the political media to lie to said individuals.

"As we meet tonight, our economy is undergoing a period of uncertainty."

Yes - thank you for that!

"At kitchen tables across our country, there is a concern about our economic future."

Haaaaaaaaaa hahahahahah!!!  What do you know about what goes on at kitchen tables across this country?!  While you continue your predetermined war against a sovereign nation, leaking trillions of dollars from our country; while American citizens were struggling to make ends meet and buy gifts at the same time this last holiday season, this is how you spent your Christmas.

Booooooy, don't even get me started.

"So last week, my administration reached agreement with Speaker Pelosi...on a robust growth package that includes tax relief for individuals and families, and incentives for business investment."

You must fast-forward the slider on the above video to 03:45 and watch Nancy Pelosi's face when he said that.

"We have other work to do on taxes...the less Congress acts, most of the tax relief we've delivered over the past seven years will be taken away...others have said they would personally be happy to pay higher taxes.  I welcome their enthusiasm.  Pleased to report that the IRS accepts both checks and money orders."

How much money did this audience need to be paid to clap to that?  More taxes?!  Your citizens are buying their necessities at the dollar store, Mr. President!

You know what, we can't watch this anymore.  We got to 5 minutes and 28 seconds of the 53-minute speech.  Can't do it.

Maybe later tonight, after a very good glass of wine (that we'll have to bust out from our pre-Bush era stash), we can watch and comment on some more.

But it's very difficult to watch something when you feel this betrayed by the administration that moved the money we so desperately need for our economy and our healthcare, our poor, our middle class, overseas.

It's hard to listen to someone we have zero trust in.

The good news is, we've come so far since the last State Of The Union address - both professionally and personally - and thank the heavens for our family sticking by us through those tough times...and are looking forward to a presidential candidate that has the anecdote for America.