Simon Cowell Says Ryan Seacrest Gazes At Shirtless Pics Of Him
 Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

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I admit it, I cannot help it, I love Simon Cowell.  Don't most American women?  Okay, besides those that he's reduced to tears?  He's just so brash and straightforward - he has the facial expressions we all might have were we in his judging chair on American Idol.

He also looks like he would smell good, for some reason.

So, Simon was on Live With Regis and Kelly today talking about American Idol and how there's a lot of "rubbish" contestants - which, you know they put the bad ones on there purposely for entertainment, right?  And he was so flirting with Kelly Ripa throughout!  First he hugged her and said "I've missed you," then later says, "If you were my wife, which wouldn't happen--no, because she wouldn't have me."

I was jealous. Regis Philbin seemed oblivious.

But the funniest part of the interview to us was when Regis asked Simon about Ryan Seacrest.  Simon wonders why Ryan looks at paparazzi shots of Simon "on holiday," and tells a story about how Ryan ate chili "like a lunatic" on a flight.

Don't you love how he says "lit-rally?"

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