Mitt Romney Endorses
John McCain, Big Shocker
Friday, February 15th,
2008
Surprise, surprise - we know you're shocked to find
out that former Republican presidential candidate Mitt
Romney is now backing Senator John
McCain. Not. Do they really think we're that slow? So,
today Mitt Romney held a little news conference hoopla and announced
that he is officially honored to fully support John McCain for the next
President of the United States.
The press and cable media are
presenting this like some sort of dramatic turn of events: "One of
the bitterest feuds of the 2008 presidential race ended," the New
York Times announced yesterday. They were not in a bitter feud! It's
just appeared to be that way because CNN and MSNBC gave them all the talking time in the GOP debates, so they had nothing else to do but
pick on each other over superficial hearsay (and from day one, presented those two as the only
two faces in the GOP race, so what else would they write
about?).
Romney and McCain have consistently praised each other
and mentioned respect for each other, even in between little
typically-campaign digs. There was no feud - there was never a
feud.
Next you're going to tell us that John McCain
on the cover of Newsweek
Magazine (owned by The Washington Post)
in the heat of the primaries was a coincidence, too.
Or did you think that Romney - who
talks out of both sides of his mouth to try and be a people pleaser -
would actually endorse Mike Huckabee or Ron Paul, the other two
remaining candidates? Why, when they're even mentioned in the
media at all (which is rarely), they're essentially laughed at as being
some underdogs with ideas too novel for America. Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger, who seemed to like Mick Huckabee, backed McCain
instead.
The press chuckled when Chuck Norris endorsed Mike
Huckabee. The ones that backed Ron Paul were
ignored.
Mitt Romney certainly doesn't want to be shunned or
ignored; especially since it's rumored he may run again at some point in the future. Plus he's
vain.
It seems like everyone
is terrified to be ripped to shreds by the media...who has done an
excellent job of covering only four faces since day one (if you need to
ask who, just stop and think about it). Either that, or they truly
don't see what a significant change we need - fast.
Oh
God bless it. Do you think if we got
a bunch of horses and went riding around America like Paul Revere screaming
"MEDIA BLACKOUT" that it might get people to look up from their
TV's and newspapers?
Hey, that might not be
such a bad idea.