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Video: Larry
King Ticks Jerry Seinfeld Off
On Thursday's Larry King Live on CNN, Larry King's off-the-cuff comment got comedian Jerry Seinfeld pretty peeved. It's difficult to tell whether or not a comedian is being serious sometimes, but I'm pretty darn sure King hit Seinfeld's hot button for real on this one. Larry asked Jerry how long the Seinfeld series ran. "Nine years," Jerry says proudly. "One hundred and eighty episodes." "You gave it up, right?" Larry asks. Okay, everyone knows the answer to this already, except apparently Larry King, and we're talking news thats a decade old, now - the last episode aired on May 14, 1998, but Seinfeld made the announcement to NBC and the world in the summer of 1997. "I did," Jerry nods. "They didn't cancel you," Larry says, either asking again or reiterating. "You cancelled them." Two full seconds tick by. "You're not aware of this?" Jerry asks. "No, I'm asking you," Larry answers. Jerry's face? Oh no you di-in't! "You think I got cancelled? You're under the impression that I got cancelled?" "Have I hurt you, Jerry?" "I thought it was pretty well-documented. Is this still CNN?" "I was the number one show in television, Larry. Do you know who I am?" I cannot believe Larry's answer: "Jewish guy, Brooklyn." "Yes. Seventy-five million viewers!" Jerry screeches. "Last episode." [Eyebrow wiggle to emphasize point.] "Don't take it so bad," Larry smiles. "Well, it's a big difference between being cancelled and being number one," Jerry tells him. "Okay, I'm sorry!" "Geez...Can we get a resume in here that Larry can go over?" Jerry calls out. Isn't this little episode reminiscent of a George Costanza freakout? |
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Hayden Panettiere Speaks Out,
Campaigns for Animal Rights
“Now more than ever the world has to come together to make changes. Just because certain cultures have had long-standing traditions does not mean that in today’s world they are acceptable any longer. The world and the environment are evolving and that means we must change our ways as human beings as well.” The dolphins and whales in our ocean are a part of a larger eco-system that prevents the killing off of other marine life. By destroying these animals and not allowing our future generations to enjoy their beauty, we are causing our own selves damage. I always felt the need to speak on behalf of these helpless creatures who can not defend themselves. Because I am in the public eye I feel the need to be a voice of worthy and important causes whose efforts impact the lives of every person on Earth. These animals are being brutally and unnecessarily slaughtered – and who are we to say to they have less of a right to exist than we do.” -Heroes star Hayden Panettiere said in a statement yesterday. Hayden recently joined animal rights activists and went to a protest against Japanese dolphin hunting. There's video of it here. Love Hayden Panettiere!!
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President Bush's Weekly Radio
Address ![]() Good morning. On Tuesday,
the Senate Judiciary Committee is expected to vote on Judge Michael
Mukasey's nomination to be our next Attorney General. I thank the
committee for scheduling this vote. I urge them to approve this fine man's
nomination, and send it to the full Senate as quickly as
possible.In a time of war, it is vital for the President to have a
full national security team in place -- and the Attorney General is a key
member of that team. The Attorney General is America's top law enforcement
officer, with critical responsibilities for preventing terrorist attacks
and protecting our Nation.
Judge Mukasey is uniquely qualified to fill this vital role.
He served nearly two decades on the Federal bench, and some of his most
important legal experience is in the area of national security. He
presided over the trial of the terrorist known as "the Blind Sheikh" and
his co-defendants in the conspiracy to destroy prominent New York City
landmarks, including the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center. And when
the World Trade Center was attacked again on September the 11th, 2001,
Judge Mukasey quickly reopened his court, even though it was just blocks
from Ground Zero. He and other judges in his district worked day and night
to ensure that applications for warrants were processed, investigations
could proceed, and the rule of law was upheld.
This is the kind of leader America needs to head the
Department of Justice at this important moment in our history. Judge
Mukasey is a man of achievement. He is a man of character. And he has been
praised by Republicans and Democrats alike for his honesty, intellect,
fairness, and independence.
Since I sent his nomination to the Senate, Judge Mukasey has
provided nearly six hours of testimony. He patiently answered more than
200 questions during his hearings, and he responded promptly to nearly 500
written questions. Yet some senators are working against his nomination
because they want him to take a position on the legality of specific
techniques allegedly used to question captured terrorists.
As Judge Mukasey explained in a letter to Judiciary Committee
members, he cannot give such a legal opinion for several reasons. First,
he does not know whether certain methods of questioning are in fact used,
because the program is classified, he's not been given access to that
information, and therefore he is in no position to provide an informed
opinion. Second, he does not want our professional interrogators in the
field to take an uninformed opinion he has given in the course of a
confirmation hearing as meaning that any conduct of theirs has put them in
legal jeopardy.
Finally, he does not want an uninformed legal opinion to give
terrorists a window into which techniques we may use, and which we may
not. That could help them train their operatives to resist questioning,
and withhold vital information we need to stop attacks and save lives.
Congressional leaders should not make Judge Mukasey's
confirmation dependent on his willingness to make a public judgment about
a classified program he has not been briefed on. If the Senate Judiciary
Committee were to block Judge Mukasey on these grounds, it would set a new
standard for confirmation that could not be met by any responsible nominee
for Attorney General. And that would guarantee that America would have no
confirmed Attorney General during this time of war.
Senate leaders should move Judge Mukasey's nomination out of
Committee and bring it to the Senate floor for an up or down vote. In this
time of war, America needs the best people leading our efforts to protect
the American people. With Judge Mukasey serving as Attorney General, our
national security team will be stronger -- and the Senate should confirm
this good man as quickly as possible.
Thank you for listening." |
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EXCLUSIVE: Over Half of
Nick Hogan's Race Sponsors Bow Out
We tried contacting the Clearwater Police Department's Criminal Investigation Department, but apparently they all go home before 5:00 pm on Fridays. Many people are wondering what will become of the criminal investigation that is allegedly pending against Nick Bollea, aka Nick Hogan, 17, son of pro wrestler Hulk Hogan (Terry Bollea). As far as his sponsors go, over half of them (four out of seven) have bowed out. On his racing website, HoganDrift.com, he lists his sponsors as "Polaroid, BF Goodrich (sic), Sparco, Mac Tools, K-Sport, and Meguiars" (the seventh sponsor, Team Mopar/Nuforms, already bumped Hogan). We have contacted each of the other six sponsors to see if they are still financing Nick's race car, and here are their responses - three more of them confirmed washing their hands of Nick: The BFGoodrich Customer Relations Department told us, "While BFGoodrich Tires is a supporting sponsor of the Formula Drift series, it bears no direct relationship with Nick Bollea (aka) Hogan. Team Mopar/NuFormz prepared the car that Bollea drove at D1 events and had the relationship with Bollea, which expired in April 2007." They added, "BFGoodrich Tires is a performance brand and we will continue to support several teams who compete in the sport of drifting, including Team Mopar/NuFormz. BFGoodrich is committed to responsible driving habits and will continue to take the rules and regulations of the Formula Drift Series very seriously. We neither encourage nor condone illegal racing on public streets, highways, or roads." |
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Drought levels increase, as
does worry in the South
As we mentioned earlier, Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue declared a water supply emergency and is still battling the Army Corps of Engineers over their water flow operating plan. Meanwhile, Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne said that a revised plan will be turned over to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service by midnight on Thursday. North Carolina is also experiencing exceptional drought conditions, as are Missouri, Virginia, West Virginia, and certain areas of other southern states. Worldwide, the Murray-Darling basin in the south-east corner of Australia is suffering their seventh year of crippling drought, the worst drought in 100 years. |
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News
Roundup: Other News You Don't Want to
Miss Drugs: Teen Jon Bon Jovi sold dope, smoke PCP-laced marijuana Source: Hollywood Rag Literature: JK Rowling's first post-Harry Potter book will only have 7 copies Source: VOA News U.S. News: Federal Reserve injects $41 billion in struggling US economy Source: Yahoo! Finance U.S. News: Former top narcotics officer sells marijuana DVD on how never to get busted Source: National Public Radio Politics: Iran letter sparks new fight between Clinton, Obama Source: Washington Post Blog Politics: Bush defends nominee amid torture debate Source: Reuters World: U.S. Team arrives in North Korea to dismantle nuclear complex Source: Reuters, Beijing World: Fears grow for 150,000 as flood chaos hits Mexico Source: Politics & Current Affairs |
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Stephen Colbert rejected by
Republican and Democratic parties
Keian Page told Reuters such, and said that the other eight major Democratic candidates were accepted. She said the ones that were rejected will receive their checks back. A variety of reasons, she said, can keep a candidate off the ballot, including whether or not they are nationally recognized, and if they are actively campaigning in their state. She did not mention whether or not it was taken into consideration that no one in the public knew if he was actually serious about the campaign or not.
But don't put away your Colbert '08 signs just yet, South Carolina: no one from Stephen Colbert's camp has commented on the news, yet. There are other options: maybe he ought to visit the Executive Committee of the South Carolina Libertarian Party. |
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Halloween, Halloween, Love Halloween!
Did everyone have an awesome Halloween? We did, and we're not done yet! I'll be hemming and haunting through Sunday, people. We got ripped off with a mid-week Halloween this year! Stay tuned for our Halloween pics and news about what went down on the holiday...you'll never know what this costume was until then, so best be back! Peace, |
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The MTV European Music Award
Winners
The MTV European Music Awards went down on in Munich, Germany on Thursday. The OlympiaHalle had 6,000 fans present to see the awards and performances by the Foo Fighters, Mika, My Chemical Romance, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, with the event hosted by rapper Snoop Dogg. Pete Doherty's a real musician? Dang, I didn't
know that. Justin Timberlake had four nominations; Winehouse, Avril Lavigne, Beyonce, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Nelly Furtado and Rihanna each had three nominations. Again, not-a-one for Kanye West, who was nominated for the categories Ultimate Urban (snagged by Rihanna), and Video Star (won by Justice for "D.A.N.C.E"). I don't understand the whole Rihanna obsession - I don't think she sings that well, her songs are too fast and seem to be structured that way to hide vocal ability. Click here to view the entire list of winners. |
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2007 Celebrity Halloween
Costumes: What the Stars Partied
In We wanted to post pictures of some household names in their Halloween costumes, but we're not posting any paparrazi shots of celeb couples and parents trying to trick-or-treat with their kids - I hate that. As cute as some of the baby costumes were, it makes us mad that those kids don't have a chance to experience normal life without photogs. In fact, we rarely, if ever, put up any paparrazi shots, and of course don't pay for them. Privacy invasion just isn't cool. Anyways, here are some shots of celebrities celebrating Halloween that didn't mind being seen:
Ellen DeGeneres had a Halloween episode, and dressed up as Jennifer Lopez in one of her talked-about pregnancy coverup dresses. J. Lo is pregnant, by the way, as accidentally confirmed by Roberto Cavalli. Unless he's calling her fat. What's with entertainers lying about pregnancies in the media these days, anyhow? First Christina Aguilera, now Jennifer Lopez. If they choose to be in the public eye touring, and it can be seen, what sort of message does that send to their young fans? That if you deny you're pregnant, people will leave you alone? I'm sure their fans would've been happy for them, I'm just sayin'.
Heidi Klum being a kittycat. This shot doesn't show it, but she actually had on 10-12 inch stiletto boots, too. Rawr!
On "Live with Regis and Kelly," Regis Philbin dressed up as Troy and Kelly Ripa as Sharpay, both of whom are characters from "High School Musical." I hope I can find the online video of it and find some 3D glasses somewhere, because I wanted to see that, dammit! Totally forgot to set the DVR. Or maybe not, because people are saying it wasn't worth the trip to Walgreen's to get the glasses. Aw, disappointment...
Bette Midler, out and about looking lovely and sassy as ever...
Nick Lachey, wearing a costume after the Emmy Award-winning "Dick in a Box" SNL skit with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake.
The View had a Halloween-themed episode, 1930's Cotton Club, had a musical number, and they all dressed from that time period.
Rapper Ice-T and his wife, Coco. Need I say more?
Ah, Paris Hilton, out partying and totally not in Rwanda, and not planning until at least next year, she says now. We told you she wasn't going. Here she is on Halloween, dancing and stumbling throughout the night, clad in a "sexy" version (we call it boring) of a prisoner. She had glitter letters stitched into the butt of the costume that said "Jail |