March 26th News Roundup: Other Stuff You Don't Want To Miss
 Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Dancing With The Stars contestant Priscilla Presley confesses to being victim to a faux doctor.  The ex-wife of the late King of Rock & Roll (Elvis, duh) has verified reports that she fell prey to an unqualified plastic surgeon in 2003.  Dr. Daniel Serrano is in jail for conspiracy, smuggling and use of unapproved drugs.  Reports say Serrano, dubbed Dr. Jiffy Lube, injected people at "pumping parties" with industrial-grade silicone:  including Priscilla Presley, Larry King's wife Shawn King, and Diane Richie (ex-wife of Lionel Richie).  Apparently, his non-FDA approved solution was not "the new Botox."

Radio giant Clear Channel may sue to force banks' hands, Reuters reports.  Clear Channel is continuing talks, but may go to court to force lenders to complete the leveraged buyout.

Former Senator of Alaska Mike Gravel has announced he is seeking the Libertarian nomination for President.

American Internet company Network Solutions has deactivated the website of a Dutch right-wing politician Geert Wilders from Amsterdam, who was planning to release a film that critiqued the Qur'an, the Islamic holy book.

A raw list of Presidential pardons:  the Justice Department releases a list of folks President Bush is letting off the hook this week for everything from heroin importation to selling bird parts.  Oh yeah.

Chelsea Clinton was asked by a student at a college campus if she thought her mother, Hillary, lost any credibility after the Monica Lewinsky scandal.  Her reply:  Nunya!

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