March
26th
News
Roundup: Other Stuff
You Don't Want To Miss
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Dancing With The Stars
contestant Priscilla Presley confesses to being
victim to a faux doctor. The ex-wife of the late King of Rock &
Roll (Elvis, duh) has verified reports that she fell prey to an unqualified plastic surgeon in
2003. Dr. Daniel Serrano is in jail for conspiracy, smuggling and
use of unapproved drugs. Reports say Serrano, dubbed Dr. Jiffy
Lube, injected people at "pumping parties" with industrial-grade silicone: including Priscilla
Presley, Larry King's wife Shawn King, and Diane
Richie (ex-wife of Lionel Richie). Apparently, his non-FDA
approved solution was not "the new Botox."
Radio giant Clear Channel may sue to force banks'
hands, Reuters reports. Clear Channel is continuing talks, but
may go to court to force lenders to complete the leveraged
buyout.

Former Senator of Alaska Mike
Gravel has announced he is seeking the Libertarian nomination for
President.
American Internet company Network
Solutions has deactivated the website of a Dutch right-wing politician
Geert Wilders from Amsterdam, who was planning to release a film that
critiqued the Qur'an, the Islamic holy book.
A raw list of Presidential pardons: the Justice
Department releases a list of folks President Bush is
letting off the hook this week for everything from heroin
importation to selling bird parts. Oh
yeah.

Chelsea Clinton was asked by a
student at a college campus if she thought her mother, Hillary, lost any
credibility after the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Her reply:
Nunya!