You Can Spare Me The J.Lo Twins Overdose, Thanks
 Thursday, March 20th, 2008

A newborn deer...awwwww. / Image via Slopjop

Image via Gamenerd

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have already cashed in on first pictures of the twins in a People Mag exclusive, like we toldjya they would.  Reports placed the hunka change Lopez and Anthony received for the exclusive at $4-6 million dollars, though a spokesperson for the magazine told Reuters yesterday "recent speculation in the press is wrong" (though declined further comment, with "the magazine does not discuss specific details of its picture deals"). Okay, I'll give you the lowdown:  they look like two newborns.  They have dark hair.  Their names are Emme and Max.  People has the exclusive first rights, and no one else can touch it, so instead let's look at baby springtime animals.  Because if the past is any indication, the dinero is going to fur carcasses and diva demands.  Maybe the babes will be swathed in them, too.

I am being rude and sarcastic.  Forgive me.  I think J. Lo is a very talented actress, but I think she could have been putting her celebrity status to much better use for the past, oh, decade; and I'm also in a little tiff with People at the moment.  (Might get over it.  Might not.)  Not to mention, I'm appalled on a daily basis at how many people need to really visit a mink or chinchilla farm.

Happy first day of spring!

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