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Jennifer Lopez: We forget what she did to make her such a "diva" 
Saturday,
September 22nd,
2007
J. Lo in London last night
Whatever it is that she did (we can't quite
remember), Jennifer Lopez sure thinks she deserves a lot for it. I know we're
all anti-J.Lo these days, but seriously:
She sells a clothing line with fur from poor widdle wabbits, her husband
says he can't go without a bucket of Kentucky Fried Cruelty after a concert,
and now she's making diva demands of her hotels like she's the Queen of England.
J. Lo is in London this weekend to promote her
Spanish album (that's tanking) and her upcoming single, and kept the Dorchester
Hotel quite busy. Check out this latest list her "people" faxed
for her recent hotel stay, with her list of diva demands accomodation
requests. It is supposed to be a two-day stay. Did
she eat all of this? That would sure explain the pregnancy rumors. If not,
where did it go? Starving children, I assume? I'll tell you one thing, she
ain't "Jenny
from the Block" anymore.
- Food requirements:
- soft baked chocolate chip cookies
- sour cream and onion potato crisps
- regular potato crisps
- fruit platter: mangos, green seedless grapes, pineapple, honeydew melon,
watermelon, strawberries
- veggie platter: carrots, celery, broccoli, cherry tomatoes, lemon wedges,
ranch dressing
- plain M&M's, David's or Planters Sunflower seeds (with shells)
- Ritz crackers
- Dentyne Ice spearmint gum
- Condiments: mayo, spicy brown mustard, syrup, ketchup, butter, jelly,
salt, pepper, sugar
- If early arrival please have breakfast in the suite beforehand: Scrambled
eggs, bacon, potatoes, pancakes, white toasts and regular and decaf coffee
ready upon arrival
- Beverage requirements:
- Penta or smart bottled water (refrigerated and room temperature)
- soft drinks: caffeine free REGULAR coke, Regular coke, Diet coke, gingerale,
Red Bull
- Juices: apple, orange, cranberry
- Coors lite (bottles)
- Bar set up: GHoney, lemon wedges
- caffeine free peppermint tea
- Gatorade or Powerade: orange and fruit punch (refrigerated and room
temperature)
- Carnation Coffeemate Fat Free Hazelnut creamer (liquid)
- Whole milk and skimmed milk
- Cafe Bustello DECAF coffee and Cafe Bustello Regular coffee
- Housekeeping notes:
- 2X humidifier and 2X oscillating fans, preferred room temperature is
80F/26C and low fan
- 2X extension cords, power strips, and 2X international adaptor
- 2X ashtrays
- Favorite candles by Jo Malone Grapefruit or Lime Blossom
- Set up the 2nd bedroom with wardrobe:
- 3 wardrobe racks and coat hanger
- clothing steamer, iron, ironing board
- desk / table / chair
- mirror of adequate size that is either hanging or propped up against
wall (for makeup)
- couple of lamps on top of the desk
- extra towels
- Loves white or red roses or white lillies
- Food and beverage notes:
- Always have the following set up in the suite: microwave, coffee maker,
hot water pot, toaster, oven
- Please provide plates, bowls, glasses, coffee cups/mugs, thermos cups,
silverware, napkins, straws
- 12 bottles of water in wardrobe room
Tell
J. Lo: no more fur!
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