Jessica Simpson Had A Noodle In Her Throat For, Like, Two Days
Monday, June 23rd,
2008
Eeeeew! It may not be Earth-shattering news, but we stumbled
across this, and since we had to be grossed out, you do, too. Jessica
Simpson was on San Bernardino's K-FROG 95.1
radio morning show last week plugging her new album.
"I have sneezed out a spaghetti noodle before...straight out the
nose. I thought something was caught in my throat for, like, two days, and then
one day I just sneezed and it was a long spaghetti noodle."
One more time:
ew! That's a gross gimmick to get headlines. And we fell for it.
Jessica's moved her
genre from pop to country with her new "Come On Over" album in an attempt to
revive recreate her music career. Don't you automatically think
Shania Twain with the words "Come On Over," though? That was probably a
bad idea. It's the title of Shania's 1997 album, which is the biggest-selling
country music album ever, and the 9th best selling album in the world.
Good luck taking
over Google with that one.