New "Think" Skateboards call Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton "Jailbait" 
Saturday, September 29th, 2007

 

If only I was a skateboarder.  Think Skateboards has come out with a new line called "Jailbait" that features artistic versions of Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, and Paris Hilton in their infamous mug shots.  Above each celeb is a thought bubble that reads, "If only I could think."

La Lohan is still in rehab, Nicole is about to have a baby with rocker Joel Madden, and Paris is off pretending she's going to give, like, millions of clothes to orphanages.  Uh, if Paris would sue over a greeting card, I think "Think" may have a lawsuit on their hands shortly...

Foo Fighters lead singer, Dave Grohl, recently slammed Paris Hilton in an interview, by the way.  He told the Sun Newspaper, "She's more offensive to me than anything.  She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut.  I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her."

   

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