Horny Women Swarm Jack Sparrow 
  Wednesday, May 28th, 2008   by Esmerelda

This is one gig Johnny Depp wouldn't want. Playing Jack Sparrow at Disney park. Former Disney cast member Brandon Hillock shared some of his experiences with Los Angeles Magazine.

Evidently the women in the park are just as enamored with the "fake" Jack Sparrows as they would be of the real thing. These are just a few of the things Brandon told reporters has happened to him.

Here's a napkin someone wrote on for me: "I will give you a bl*w job on your break, so sexy! Kim--714-XXX-XXXX." I would also get offers from women in my ear:  "Anything you want, just find me." I had a girl who had turned 18 the day before. She was with a high school group, and she wrote down her number at the Downtown Disney hotel. I had a lady hump my leg one day in the park.

Disney is aware that this type of thing goes on because cast members are warned about it in their training. So I say ditch the online dating. If you're looking to score, go to work as a Jack Sparrow double.

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