Hayden Panettiere Teams Up With...Eva Longoria? 
  Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Look, far be it from us to try and detract from a good cause.  But this, we don't get.  Animal rights warrior and environmentally-friendly actress Hayden Panettiere is offering a prize package to eBay bidders:  a ticket on Condor Cruises' Condor Express for lunch, a whale-watching tour, a $1000 American Express gift card, and tickets for the winner and five of his/her friends to a Save The Whales Again fundraising dinner.

All well and good, right?  The only snag is that the Save The Whales Again dinner is at Beso, which is owned by none other than Eva Longoria, dubbed the "streetwalker of Wisteria Lane" by PETA on their 2008 Worst Dressed List this year.

I know whales don't have fur...but what does Eva think she's doing hosting an animal rights fundraiser?  She wears everything from chinchillas to pythons, and if they made whale boots, she'd probably wear those, too!  Am I out of line here?

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