Oh, puh-leeeeeaze. I don't care who
you vote for, just please don't vote for Rudy Gialliani. Okay,
that's a lie, I do care who you vote for, but I'm going to try and keep
my trap shut about that.
Republican Presidential hopeful Rudy
Giulliani was getting mocked in the press as of late for taking a phone
call from his wife in the middle of a speech to the National Rifle
Association last week. Now he's saying that he took the call
because of - you ready for this? - September 11th.
"And, quite honestly, since September 11th,
most of the time when we get on a plane, we talk to each other and just
reaffirm the fact that we love each other," he said. "Sometimes if
I'm in the middle of a very, very sensitive meeting, I don't take the
call right then; I wait. But I thought it would be kind of nice if
I took it at that point, and I'd done that before in engagements, and I
didn't realize it would create any kind of controversy."
Okay, one: cell phones don't work on
planes. (Which makes you ponder 9/11 tapes, doesn't it?)
Two: No one believes that is the way you really talk to your
wife. Three: no one is fooled by you playing the 9/11 card
every chance you get. Here's the clip of the phone call that many
people were offended that he took:
If you don't think that was bad, he also
has the audacity to compare his personal life (he's been married three
times) to the Biblical story of how Jesus dealt with an adulterous
woman. In an interview yesterday, he also told the Christian
Broadcasting Network:
"I'm guided very, very often about, 'Don't
judge others, lest you be judged. I'm guided a lot by the story of
a woman that was going to be stoned, and Jesus put the stones down and
said, 'He that hasn't sinned, cast the first stone,' and everybody
disappeared." Yes, please quote for us some of the most
recognizable Bible stories, since you're the authority on how to have
healthy relationships with people.
None of this has anything to do with why I
don't like him. They are just some little tidbits for
ya.
