There is no Eva Longoria sex tape. It
was just her dorky attempt to make fun of Britney Spears' night vision
video, and was posted on Will Ferrell's humor site, funnyordie.com. Which, by the way, is
Funny or Die, not Funny Ordie. Except Eva Longoria isn't
funny. And looks really creepy with night-vision eyes. She
co-stars in the fake reality vid with Perry Hilton. Here's the
video:
Not funny, right? It has sparked
rumors over the web, though, that there is a real Eva Longoria sex tape,
because naturally, people are idiots. Longoria's spokeswoman told
the New York Daily News, "We find it humorous that web sites are
claiming to have this tape. There is no sex tape out there.
This was meant to be funny and done with that intention
only."
Well, we're glad there isn't one. We don't like the hoe. She wears fur and snakeskin, and has the kind of ego that makes
us want to slap her around a little. Okay, a lot.
