Elisabeth
Hasselbeck's
Jokes Fall Flat On Rachael Ray
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Elisabeth Hasselbeck was on the
Rachael Ray Show today, all bubbly and cheerful and
carrying her favorite things (wet wipes, running shoes, and paint
chips. Yeah). Though she and Rachael seemed to get on well,
something felt awkward: Elisabeth's jokes were only laughed at by
herself, more than a few times. Perhaps its because she literally
said, "I'm like, 'Can I get an amen for McCain?' and they're like...'I
don't know about you.'" Can I get an amen for McCain?
Was she dropped on the head as a child? Maybe she ought to put on
the medieval wear, go on Geraldo, and be done with
it.
Hasselbeck also said that she can't remember any
time when one of her female cohosts on The View - Joy Behar,
Whoopi Goldberg, Sherri Shepherd, Barbara Walters, and formerly Rosie
O'Donnell and Star Jones - ever changed Elisabeth's mind about
something.
I'll bet at least one of Elisabeth's kids is going to be
an outspoken Democrat. Or a Libertarian, even.