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Dancing With The Stars Premieres
Monday, March 17th, 2008

I completely forgot that ABC's
Dancing With The Stars premiered tonight.
It's one of the few network TV shows I allow myself anymore! Good
thing for RedLasso. It was the men's night tonight; here are
some of the highlights from the show. Jason Taylor
- who you voted your favorite male cast member here before the show began
(and whose mama in Pittsburgh, PA stopped by ConnieTalk.com in February, I'm told...hi back!) - donned an airy
pink tutu for rehearsal with Edyta
Sliwinska.
"It takes a very strong, confident man to put
on a tutu," Taylor said. After the rehearsal played, he and Edyta
came out in coordinated hues of royal purple and danced to unanimous
praise from the judges - "elegant," "graceful," fluid arm movements.
And Len said exactly what I was thinking - Jason is one
good-looking guy!

Kym Johnson, who was
paired with older contestant Jerry Springer in the past,
is now paired up with magician Penn Jillette from Pen and
Teller, who just turned 53 this month. He reminds me of Paul Wight,
Jr. (aka, "The Big Show" from WCW and WWF) out there!...But yikes, he got
slammed by the judges. I caught the words "Shrek"..."looked like you
were going to rip Kym's leg off"...and "giant
feet."
Cheryl Burke and
Cristian de La Fuente's spicy Cha-Cha was decent (and
footwork sins somewhat forgiven for the hip-jiggling). The couple
with the most chemistry on the dance floor tonight though appeared to be
R&B singer Mario Barrett, and his partner
Karina Smirnoff. ICY hot, like BLUE hot.
Mario is a modern Michael Jackson with - can I say it? - a much nicer
butt!
More highlights on ABC's official DWTS page. Adam Carolla was okay
at the "Mellow Yellow" fox trot--there was a little bit of Desi Arnaz
hidden in that "nine piece suit," but it was awkward--his partner
Julianne Hough was flawless, as always.
Steve Guttenberg with partner Anna
Trebunskaya - well, he just looked like he had a few shots of
tequila, went on a tilt-a-whirl, and when he opened his eyes, was in the
middle of the dance floor on DWTS. He was even mouthing numbers
aloud, like the guy down at the precinct trying to count backwards before
the breathalyzer.
Tomorrow's the women! Shannon
Elizabeth, Marlee Matlin, Priscilla
Presley, Monica Seles, Marissa
Winokur, and Kristi Yamaguchi (your voted lady
favorite). I can't wait!