font face="Verdana" size="1"> Christina Aguilera's Magic Potion
 Thursday, August 21st, 2008  by Connie T.

You may have seen this ad already on any number of other blogs, but I find this too funny to pass up. If this isn't embracing a bubble gum pop image, Britney Spears has never worn pigtails. It's new ad for Christina Aguilera's perfume is out, and while the bottle would be pretty on my nightstand, the description manages to offset any desire I might've had to sample it.

Christina Aguilera INSPIRE brings a little of her self-assured confidence and sexiness to every woman's life.

But only this much, because you couldn't possibly even dream of possessing more than a thimbleful of the awesomeness that is Christina Egolera.

The fragrance will remind you not to drift along with the crowd, but will inspire you to stand up for what you believe in and strive for your dreams.

I.e., everyone will be standing so far away from you that they can't help but pay attention to you. Stand up for what you believe in is quite possibly the worst part, though. A perfume can cause a person to actively pursue their goals? I'm too lazy for that.

Hey, I don't have anything against Christina. She has an amazing voice. She just needs some new marketing people.

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