Tito, nooooo: Ortiz
joins cast of Celebrity Apprentice
Sunday, October
21st, 2007

Bad news. You know that when we hold a grudge we
hold one hard (okay, usually). And we are ticked at Donald Trump
for his recent comments about
do-gooders Angelina Jolie and George Clooney (sidestep: why does
the term "do-gooders" have a negative connotation? I meant
do-gooders in the generous & charitable way)...as well as all the
hateful crap he's spewed about Rosie, and other people on his hit
list.
Therefore: Tito, noooooo!
Tito Ortiz, along with Omarosa, Lenox Lewis, Gene
Simmons, Stephen Baldwin, Carol Alt, Vinny Pastore, John Cena, and
Marilu Henner, will be starring on the new cast of Donald Trump's
Celebrity Apprentice. Season 7 begins filming next week,
October 22-26, and is expected to air in January of '08.
And I will absolutely not watch it!
The Celebrity candidates will be competing for
the title of Trump's "Best Business Brain." According to
Trump. Which, who cares what he thinks?
I don't know why I like Tito Ortiz - I don't think he's
attractive at all. But I've seen him in the UFC cage, and he can
kick some major ass, so I sort of always just gave him props. He's
talented. But wait, if he's going to be working with
Trump, that increases the chances of Trump pissing him off - because,
really, who doesn't The Donald piss off? - and then that
be worth watching. You do not piss off Tito Ortiz.
Okay, if that happened, I would watch it, but on YouTube
only.
By the way, is it just me, or are The Donald and Melania
looking more and more alike as time goes on? Hmmm.