Brooke Hogan: What Is Going On Here?
Thursday, May 28th, 2009 by Connie T.

This is the cover of Brooke Hogan's new album, The Redemption. No, seriously! I would not
joke about carny airbrush art from the 1980's.
You know the ones...the cheesy t-shirts at
carnival stands and amusement parks back in the day, with initials on neon hearts, palm trees under
fluorescent sunsets, random faces of wolves?
And in their off-hours, they spray-painted silicon
blondes on busted-out Corvettes? Brooke, Brooke, what were you thinking? First of all, I've never
seen a human being with skin that color. Second of all, the only resemblance is in the face. And third of
all...just, no!
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